Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.
Dude better get an A+ in sass.
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
why does it always come down to this
AU: Daleks attack Hogwarts.
*if the last gif isn’t moving, sorry, i’ll have to fix that later*
I DON’T THINK ENOUGH PEOPLE REALIZE JUST HOW FUCKING INCREDIBLY GREAT THIS IS
The Doctor would be all like “Wizards! Fantastic” and Hermione would do her sassy eye roll and show him what’s up. The Doctor would immediately recognize her as a time traveler and she would explain how the T.A.R.D.I.S works both in terms of science and magic. She’s show him the bag she put a spell on and the Doctor would smile because he already knew she was the most brilliant witch of her time (and several others). Hermione and the Doctor would have total brain/friend crushes on each other (nothing romantic or sexual about it) and get along wonderfully. Ron would be jealous for a bit but then he’d end up liking the Doctor. Harry would take a while to come around because the Doctor wouldn’t let him go back to save his parents or Sirius.
Let’s be honest, if this happened it would be all about the Doctor and Hermione.
SOMEONE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED HOMESTUCK TO ME.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE NOT HOMESTUCK
THIS IS HOMESTUCK?!
Yeah it’s not so shitty now huh
girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Girl you are Basket Crazy.
imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
I can’t tell anymore if I’m attracted to Rick or if I’m attracted to Ed. P sure it’s still Rick.