hallowedhorrors:

mythandmagica:

Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.

Dude better get an A+ in sass.




  • Watson: So where have you been?
  • Sherlock: Became a dragon and space terrorist, you?
  • Watson: I was a Hobbit...
  • Sherlock: What's a Hobbit?
  • Watson: It's a...Wait a minute...Your voice...
  • Sherlock: What?
  • Watson: Smaug?!
  • Sherlock: BILBO.



ehehehelokid:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

nonothingatall:

jendabenda:

jinglepandas:

egobus:

modified-grrrl:

petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.

petition to fuck everyone

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why does it always come down to this




dapperqueermo:

existentialubersmench:

margflower:

peredhelcheshirecat:

kinghanalister:

AU: Daleks attack Hogwarts.

*if the last gif isn’t moving, sorry, i’ll have to fix that later*

I DON’T THINK ENOUGH PEOPLE REALIZE JUST HOW FUCKING INCREDIBLY GREAT THIS IS

HOLY SHIT

FUCK WHAT

SHIVERS

The Doctor would be all like “Wizards! Fantastic” and Hermione would do her sassy eye roll and show him what’s up. The Doctor would immediately recognize her as a time traveler and she would explain how the T.A.R.D.I.S works both in terms of science and magic. She’s show him the bag she put a spell on and the Doctor would smile because he already knew she was the most brilliant witch of her time (and several others). Hermione and the Doctor would have total brain/friend crushes on each other (nothing romantic or sexual about it) and get along wonderfully. Ron would be jealous for a bit but then he’d end up liking the Doctor. Harry would take a while to come around because the Doctor wouldn’t let him go back to save his parents or Sirius.

Let’s be honest, if this happened it would be all about the Doctor and Hermione. 








frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

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